when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
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pros about being in lesbians with a girl
- can makeout in the girls bathroom
- girls are cute af
- wear each others’ clothes
- fantastic sex
cons about being in lesbians with a girl
- ?????
- there aren’t any??
it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl
- she won’t kill the spider either
- two periods
pros about being in lesbians with a girl
- can makeout in the girls bathroom
- girls are cute af
- wear each others’ clothes
- fantastic sex
cons about being in lesbians with a girl
- ?????
- there aren’t any??
it has come to my attention that there are, in fact, cons about being in lesbians with another girl
- she won’t kill the spider either
- two periods
Memory is all we are. Moments and feelings, captured in amber, strung on filaments of reason. Take a man’s memories and you take all of him. Chip away a memory at a time and you destroy him as surely as if you hammered nail after nail through his skull.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
Date the girl whose hair is a mess and steals your t-shirts and kisses you in front of boys who look at her admiringly. Date the girl who wants to dance in the rain with you and make tea for you and make you laugh so hard you snort tea out your nose. Date the girl who cares so much that she can tell something is wrong just by looking at you. Date the girl who will wrap her arms around you for no reason and pay attention when you talk about the things you love, even if she doesn’t love them herself. Date the girl who looks like a lazy sunday afternoon instead of a saturday night. Yeah. Just date that girl.
you can’t stop teenagers from having sex but you can aid them in participating in safe sex and honestly, not teaching kids about their own sexual organs and ways to stay safe from STDs and pregnancy is so counterproductive and just so bad parenting, to me. if you want to keep your kids safe, give them the means to do so, don’t shelter them from something that they need to know.
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beermosa-deactivated20160316 answered:
neither are the orgasms women fake when they have sex with men
I don’t understand why authors find it so appealing to romanticize girls with pretty mental illnesses
You want to write about something real?
Write about the girl cleaning up her own stringy blood cloths in the middle of the night
The girl hanging above the toilet with tears in her eyes and vomit on her face
Write about the girl who’s lacking so many nutrients she keeps seeing spots, she’s cold the goddamn time and it hurts too much to sit down because she’s nothing but skin and bones
Write about what it’s like to lay in bed and to stare at the ceiling for 3 hours straight because you’re completely numb
Write about not washing your hair for an entire week, not changing out of your pajamas for days straight, not even brushing your teeth because you simply cannot find the energyMental illnesses aren’t pretty and quirky character traits
They’re dark and gross and all-consuming
Don’t write me a book about a beautiful girl with a mysterious smile
Give me a book about a girl who hates herself so fucking much she thinks of nothing but suicide instead of heroic boys who’ll save her
- Aries: Looks dehydrated a lot of the time
- Taurus: Looks like a deer
- Gemini: The have the "I always get dick" face (Ex. Lana Del Rey)
- Cancer: Look like they are about to laugh or cry, you can never quite tell
- Leo: Look like felines (cat eyes, bitchy stare, etc.)
- Virgo: Looks like a model for target
- Libra: The women look like hot men, the men look like sexy women
- Scorpio: Looks like they could cut steel with their eyes
- Sagittarius: Looks like they have a stuffy nose
- Capricorn: Look like they should have been born in the 1950s
- Aquarius: Idk how to even describe this one...
- Pisces: Looks like a fairy princess... that resides over the pits of hell
